CASTING FOR BIKERS

This is a for-real story, really!

Cable television’s Arts & Entertainment network is on a nationwide search for authentic and unique motorcycle clubs to feature on a new original real-life series.

The program producers say Bob Saget, star of America’s Funniest Home Videos and Full House and stand-up comedian, will host the show.

Specifically, the show wants to hitch a ride to Daytona Bike Week.

An online casting call says, “We are specifically seeking groups of bikers who’ll be riding together to the 2010 Daytona Beach Bike Week at the end of February beginning of March!! The hour long, documentary-style series will follow our host as he dives in to the unique pool of cultures, lifestyles, practices, and people in America. He’ll take the audience on a fun, but informative, journey through a variety of worlds that they’ll learn about through his experiences. It will be an objective and entertaining look at interesting people, places, and things as only Bob Saget sees them.”

So hurry up now, have your vacation taped and have yourself, and your lifestyle, humiliated in the name of mindless entertainment for the unwashed masses.

Sorry, we’re not gonna tell you where you go to make your pitch. Figure that part out yourself.