Fun Stuff

Fame and money will ruin you every time.

“American Chopper” stars are involved in a lawsuit over stock options, according to a December report by the celebrity gossip outlet TMZ.
The father and son stars—Paul Teutul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr.-- from the TLC show, “American Chopper,” are involved in a lawsuit filed by Paul Sr., who is suing Paul Jr. for rights to the Orange County Choppers stock.

Paul Teutul, Sr. claims he had a deal with his son, Paul M. Teutul, in which he could buy his son’s stock from the Orange County Choppers Holdings, Inc. motorcycle company.

Scooter News is everywhere—even Iraq! It is our mission to see that bikers everywhere get a copy of the best biker rag in the Rocky Mountains. One of those bikers is our friend Major Nate Sawyer, who is currently serving on a Military Transition Team (MiTT) in the Mosul area. The team is training the Iraqi Army to accomplish this mission on their own. MAJ Sawyer is showing off his October 2009 issue of Scooter News in front of his unit’s Mine Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP). The team was getting ready to go out on a mission when this photograph was made.

F-16 vs. C-130

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “watch this!” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of the display.
The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!” The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes after which the C-130 pilot came back on and said: “What did you think of that?”

In Bavaria, if you ride, you apparently have to know where the drunks are.

A German court ruled on September 14, 2009, that a motorcyclist who collided with a drunken pedestrian during a beer fest shared blame for the accident because she should have expected the road to be full of partygoers.

The female biker, who was traveling at a legal speed of 25-31 miles-per-hour, hit an apparently inebriated man who was crossing the road against a red light during the Munich Oktoberfest beer festival that attracts millions of revelers every year.

Now we know why they call it High Street. Police in Millville, New Jersey have confirmed the odd-looking plants they pulled from a flower basket in September in Millville's business district were indeed marijuana plants.

The plants were discovered and reported by a passer-by. Police responded to the scene with a ladder and confiscated the 3-foot-tall plants, which were growing in a basket hanging from a lamppost.

Representatives of the city's parks and recreation department, which tends to the baskets, say they have no idea how the pot plants got there.

For those of you who may have forgotten the difference, please refer to this illustrative lesson of right and wrong....

Be careful what you teach your dog to retrieve. You might not like what he brings you. You do, however, want to train your dog…just in case.

In this case, the training paid off.

According to the Associated Press, a 40-year-old German woman walking her dog last month on the outskirts of the town of Erkrath in western Germany's Neander Valley, when she let her enthusiastic companion off his leash near a stream to play.

Truely a biker Easter celebration.... Happy Easter!

WORDS OF TRUTH

Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker and a highly intelligent person. Willie Nelson’s words are so simple, yet so profound! Just what are the words of wisdom from this famous American philosopher and iconic country and western singer, on the occasion of his 75th birthday?
"I have outlived my pecker.”

POLICE ENTRANCE EXAM

Be careful what you get your kid for Christmas, you'd hate for 'em to write a letter like this to the Jolly Old Elf....